Nick Swardson likes to powder his nose

Punk Jumps and Tree trunks....

Mitch i love u :)




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Happy America Day !!!!!!!!!

Or more formally known as Independence Day or July 4th is a day in which The United States of America Celebrate Americanism... Better yet, not unlike our very own Australia Day they love to get Boozey. This day in particular was special with Huntington beach celebrating their centenary, 100 years of Huntington Beach !

I took a look at the Huntington Beach parade and found some interesting things.

Trumpets

Cheer leaders, good shot haha

salute the soldiers

Flags

Nayyyyyyy

P.T and friends get shacked on the international surf museum float

We then moved on to bike patrol... The trend for underage teens and alike is to hop on a pushy and ride obscenely drunk around the streets and go from party to party. We had a mob of 15 strong and with only 1 stack and 1 arrest i'd say we had a successful day indeed :)

Bikes and me

Ppl partying in red and blue

Beer Pong

a game these Americans play involving a bunch of plastic cups with beer in them, in which you try and throw a ping pong ball into. If you get it in the cup, they drink whats in that cup. Throw until they are all drunken. NICE

It takes total concentration

until you play a few games, then things get weird

later on we checked out the fireworks display at HB pier. Chickity-check it out...

FIREWORKS

4th of July Wrap up: 1 bad bike stack, 1 MIP (minor in possession) + one arrest, millions of drunken youths and a lot of fun.

see you next year.

ily xo

Oh Shit, I'm in Forster and shits getting hectic!!

Whats up people!

Its me, your boy from the land of regrets.

It's been a while since my last post and all I can say as an excuse is that I have been a little bitch, surfing and doing not fun things.

But I'm back in action and I have found myself in unknown territory.

Its the mid-north coast, and the town, Forster/Tuncurry.

Last time I stepped foot on this beautiful untouched coastline was earlier this year, but then I didn't get to experience much and got to see what the town actually had to offer.

This time was a different story.....

It was 3 a.m on a Saturday morning, the car was packed full of boards and I was highway bound with one destination. I pick up good mate and new partner in crime Chris "Chippa" Wilson, guzzle down two Grande' Cappuccinos and we are on our way.

After hours and hours of sore anoos and staring at black tar we arrive at our destination. I pull into a long driveway that leads up toward a nice house on a large corner block of land.

This is place called by the locals "Scorpion Valley" will be our home for the next week.

We knock on the door and to our surprise the person who greets us is.......

G - FRESH!!

Newcastle born and bred hustla' and now known for spitting rhymes around the world. G - Fresh is now Australia's most promising up and coming Rap/Hip-Hop Artist who is known for his unique voice and lyrics. Big things are happening for this guy who is just warming up to start a performance at his home town in two weeks time.

He welcomes us with open arms and hands us some beers and we are underway.

Here are just a few photos of how the night turned out....

Benny Goodwin and his female friend made an appearence.

From left to right: Lil Mitch, Our Host Benny Souness and Joe Haddon.

Chippa, G - Fresh and I

Chippa, G - Fresh and our crazy friend Deeky.

Myself and the infamous G - Fresh.

Things didn't turn out too good after that, which we went into town and unfortunately....things got crazy, keep and eye out for what happens next!!

Ya boy

xo

and it keeps getting better... so we get down

COSTA RICA

DAY 1.

So after spending almost 400 pointless American dollars and somehow taking 24hrs to travel 5hrs worth of distance, we arrive in Liberia airport. Hot, damp, sticky Liberia YAY :)

But wait.................

No Boards ?

nO bOaRds ?

no BOardS ?

No boaRDS ?

NO BOARDS ?

There are many different ways to type these two significant words but it means the same shit.

We officially have no surfboards and they are currently in Atlanta.... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

When will we get them ?

12 to 48 hrs.... great news.

2 days of sweating it up with a photographer and no surfboards.

Great fucking news.........

oh well our place looks nice .......

After we settle in in our friends place in Tamarindo we realise...

1) The 1st two days of this trip is going to have the best waves of the whole week, and we have no boards.

2) We are in one of the biggest tourist towns in Costa Rica.

3) Beer and Tequila is cheap !

Hence we party. Here we are at our finest....

Magarita

Making Friends

Tequila

Lick, Sip, Suck

Billy: i want a taco and i want the candy phone dance ???

enjoy

Jman

x

CLASS OF 2009... CHUG A BEER

So My Cali host Hilly Bopkins has become a grown man now

(if you don't know hilly bopkins check out the latest chickity-check-yo-self, look in topics on the blog).

He has finished high school forever and had his graduation today. For those who have never been to an All american graduation it's just like our Aussy graduation days but 1000 times bigger and therefor 1000 times more boring !

So after the hours of boring shit and watching kids wearing those smart caps, we came back to the trailor park for some "American Tradition"

i believe it's called "shotgun a beer" (or several)...

It goes a little something like this...

Cut a whole in the bottom, pop the ring and go !

Next, feel extremely average but manly...burp a few times.

What bitch ? Give me another one !

So next time your about to crack a beer, think to yourself... "If i shotgun it, i'll get drunk 5 times as fast..."

oh and congrats billy !!!!!

xo

I'm a cool guy.

First off, I would like to formerly welcome myself to the Me, Myself and Mark Blog.

I'm just a kick around kinda guy, no different to any everyday human.

So why would you wanna here anything that I have to say? Am I even cool?

All I can answer to that is, Fuck yeah I'm cool! Have you ever seen me with a Yo-Yo? Obviously you haven't, but if you had you would probably want to be my friend.

But that is not the point I am trying to make. I am a normal guy who just so happens to travel a little and find cool things to do. Yes I like to party and yes I like females, which is a bonus for you because If I didn't there would be no use of me being involved in this blog. 

And I would be a homosexual.

So it's the simple things that we like to here about, eg. Did Jman have sexual intercourse with that larger looking female last night? Yes he did! and he did it well! Or was Revs vomiting all over his own back last night? Yes he was, how? I don't know but he was.

They are the cool things I want to Blog about!

So I am going to Blog about stuff, whether I am here or there. You can like it or not, just don't tell me because I would probably get really sad about it if you hate it.

Until next time.

posca pens+alcohol+smallgathering=this...

So we had a small gathering...

Cute,drunken girls find posca pens and a surfboard...

Ryan Norrie, Tyler newton and mysefl watch on...

This = artwork...

Then it escalates....

And we decide drawing on people is fun....

then it ends up something like this :)

way funnier pics and a few funny film clips from the fun will be up soon.x

get angry...get red... get rock&roll

kinda drunk... kinda angry...kinda red looking bathroom...

makes for kinda rad looking pictures

ROCK ON xxx

The Ink Queen behind the scene

Ahhhh sooo here it is, the end of another long long weekend.
The Queen aged another year and no one really cares... Another reason for the world to party there arse off, take drugs, get caught up in crime, fuck and take more drugs.
hope everyone had an awesome w.e and is feeling as ill as mark!


x
mitchyrevs
www.afends.com